A Little Mud Slinging
June 4th, 2009What was I doing? I should be home milking cows, checking fence, getting ready to make hay. It was prime June weather in Northwestern Minnesota. The forecast was near perfect. And here I was surrounded by people I didn’t know, traveling to a part of the state that seemed as foreign as Iowa. For a well read, little traveled country boy, going to St. Olaf College in Northfield, Minnesota was no intimidating, it was scary.
But I was on that bus, heading towards American Legion’s Boy State, held every year at St. Olaf College. It was an honor to be selected to represent my home town. I enjoyed politics, I enjoyed current events, I enjoyed learning about and being involved in leadership activities. In short, this seemed right up my alley…except for the fear factor.
Though I shouldn’t have been worried, everyone was almost in the same boat. No one knew anyone and everyone was excited to meet others from other parts of the state. Upon arrival on Sunday, they divided us up into “cities” - each floor of a dorm represented a different city. Each city was to pick mayors and council men. Each city would select Senators and Congressmen. Together, we would elect a governor. In addition, each city had to form teams, a softball team, a basketball team, a volley ball team, and two representatives for the Boys State newspaper.
Not much of an athlete, but not ready to sit behind a desk in nice weather, onto the volleyball team I went, where luckily, there was a whole team of us more interested in having fun then winning games or showing feats of athletic prowess. It was going to be fun.
Monday was our first day to take the court. Located in a bowl in the sports complex, they were simple dirt and grass courts. Nothing fancy, but it got the job done. It took some getting used to everyone on the court, but we did well - we won two out of three.
Monday night, we got an inch of rain.
We were back on the court Tuesday afternoon, the court a little soft from the rain the night before, but still firm enough. Though we weren’t. We went down two out of three.
Tuesday night, we got three inches of rain.
Wednesday, the courts were downright squishy. Bits of mud and grass were getting stuck between our toes. It was slippery too. We won two out of three.
Wednesday night, a line of thunderstorms dumped four inches of rain.
The courts were now vast mud pits. Three feet deep in some spots. Wet mushy mud made with some of the finest black dirt in Minnesota and churned up by the teams that had played before us. We were playing like animals. Diving for balls and splattering our team mates in the process to great cheers. Throwing mud at players that made particularly good plays to celebrate. Throwing mud at players that made bad plays in sympathy and support. Throwing mud at players that made mediocre plays for the sake of throwing mud. The opposing team was aghast. We won two games to none. We celebrated with belly flops. They looked on in disgust.
That night were the playoffs, and I’m afraid, we didn’t far too well. They moved the courts in doors, apparently, people were complaining about the shape of the courts (to which I swear I heard one old Legionnaire camp counselor retort something about the complainers being, well a combination of a specific flowers and derrières). Our team didn’t do well on an indoor court. We lost in the first round. But for sheer fun loving giddiness of the mud, our team definitely came in first.
Coming back home, I had to report to the American Legion and the American Legion Auxilliary on what we learned and our experience. On telling the story of my athletic endeavors, I did have to point out, our volleyball team threw so much mud, it proved my entire volleyball team was qualified to be governor.


