Wooden Reindeer
December 1st, 2011I don’t remember where I saw the first one, it might have been at the annual MCCL craft sale which we always went to for dinner in early November to support a good cause. Mom might have brought the first one home and said to us, “You boys could do this.” Regardless how it started, it was with Mom and Dad’s encouragement and a little initiative on our own that we got into the wooden reindeer production business.At the start, it started as a brotherly business, but my older brother got sick of it pretty quickly, and soon I was on the path to fame and fortune alone in making my wooden reindeer.
They were a pretty simple design. You needed to cut out four pieces of wood. The first was the body - from head to tail. The second was a set of antlers, which set into a groove at the top of the head. The third and fourth were identical, they were the front and rear leg, the body was grooved to fit for that too, so that when it was done, you had a reindeer with antlers that could stand on its own two legs.
It was cut out of a one by eight piece of lumber. Dad’s old skill saw worked, though not perfectly. Like a real reindeer, some of these would have some imperfections.
But once they were traced, cut out, and assembled, I have to say, they looked pretty good. The first pass, I made five of the little critters with grand plans to make them first as gifts for my grade school teacher, and to some of the aunts and uncles. Everyone liked a homemade gift.
And in the back of my mind, everyone likes a homemade gift to buy too…I’D BE RICH!
But with most things, there was a catch, and controversy ensued - how to finish them. It became a family dispute. Stain? Varnish? Paint? Stain, varnish, AND paint? Ribbon? Are they all stained the same color?
Everyone had a different opinion, and it paralyzed progress. Everyone wanted a say in how the reindeer would be finished, even though no one else was doing the work.
In the end, it was agreed to wait…until after the holidays to decide. There was too much going on.
That was the death knell for the wooden reindeer. Who wants a wooden reindeer in January?
Quietly, I packed away the wooden reindeer until, “After the holidays.” After the holidays came and went, they reindeer are still packed away in that same box, moving with me several times now. Still paralyzed by the thought of how they should be finished.
There is an important lesson to be learned by the reindeer in the box. In the end, it didn’t matter how they were finished. If it was stain, or varnish, or paint, the important thing is that they were finished - that the job was done, then it could be evaluated. There isn’t always a perfect answer - and everyone wants a say.
There is an old saying that a statue is never built to a committee, well, you can add to it, a reindeer never flies by Christmas if everyone wants a say.