Collateral Damage
September 16th, 2008If you walk into the St. Michael’s Church and go to the second to the last pew, you can inspect the wood. You will see a spot that has been worn down by a single thumb print. Week after week, month after month, year after year, the same thumb, the same spot. Standing up, sitting down, the same hand grasped the end of the pew in front and left that thumb print. Not on purpose, but the slow gradualness of time has slowly worn down the finish and the wood underneath.My father has attended services at St. Michael’s for most of his seventy-nine years. He had a couple of years in the army and a couple of years living and working in the city. But since 1963, almost every Sunday, you could find him in that second to the last pew.
For most of his seventy-nine years, my father has also served as one of the ushers. Even he has lost count, but he knows it is more then sixty, and he is pretty sure it is darn close to sixty-five.
Every week, taking up collection, walking with the baskets up and down the aisles, taking gifts up when no families were selected, handing out bulletins at the back of church, greeting people as they filed out each week, cleaning up the pews after the service, and finally - on Easter and Christmas especially, finding a place for people to sit when the church was too packed.
With no pay, no recognition, and only the satisfaction of a job well done serving neighbors, his church, and his faith, Dad did his job with a quiet sense of joy.
But all that changed - whickered, errr….whisked away by a change in the baskets.
The old baskets were just that, old. In use since probably the 1970’s (or earlier) they were the standard church collection baskets - wicker basket with a long wicker handle. For the traditional church (with sometimes sparse attendance especially during the early service or during some of the special Masses), they worked exceptionally well.
But with a new minister came new ideas and one of them was new collection baskets. With no handles, these baskets had to be passed down the rows.
My Dad really likes the new minister and most of the changes he has made. While my Dad is old fashioned, he is really a common sense, level headed guy.
Which is why he hates the new baskets.
“What happens when there is only one person sitting in a pew? What happens when there are two are three or ten empty rows? When happens when someone is sitting in the middle of the pew with no one around them?” He’ll say.
Then he comes and visits his children and their varied parishes “They still use the baskets with the handles in Ohio. They still use the baskets with the handles at that big Basilica in Minneapolis. They still use the baskets with the handles in the little country church east of town. Why can’t they use them at St. Mike’s?” He’ll ask.
Dad loves his church, loves the priest, but was waging a quiet guerrilla campaign against the new baskets.
Going to church with Dad this last weekend, he decided enough was enough. He gave up his normal pew for one half way up to the front.
“They won’t come this far up to get me to usher this week.” He said, “Plus my emphazema is bothering me.”
Oh, but they came…but not for Dad…
I felt a tap on my shoulder, “We need you to help take up the collection,” one of the ushers quietly whispered in my ear.
So away I went.
I took up the collection, took up the gifts, handed out bulletins, and help clean up church afterwards.
As we got into the car after church, I said to Dad, “Well, your plan didn’t work so well today.”
“What are you talking about?” He said with a smile, “I didn’t have to usher.”
